A Little Background For Ya

 Hey you,  Welcome to my hell, *coughs* life. I have decided to start this blog with no intention of having it read. Keep this in mind. As a precaution, I have decided to keep my Identity anonymous solely to spare myself and others from embarrassment. In the coming days, weeks, and months I will be writing a series of blog posts about my life, past and current. I thought I would start my demise by telling you a little bit about me. But, let's have some fun and keep it short by making it a game of 5 truths and one lie. 

A.) I live in the same city I grew up in where I had a happy healthy childhood.

B.) I am currently in a happy and loving relationship.

C.) I have had many jobs but most consistently I have worked as an adult entertainer aka stripper.

D.) I am a recovering heroin addict.

E.) I am a full-time student majoring in History.

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 If you guessed B, then you are correct! Congratulations, you get fucking nothing, other than the satisfaction that you have some wits about ya and knew what a spinster is. If you didn't guess B, I hope by now you've hoped on Google and searched 'what is a spinster'. Now, let's get to the good stuff, answers C and D. While they are, in fact, truths, I would like to inform you that if you were to bump into me at the grocery store or meet me at your friend's wedding, those would be the last two things that you would think about me from my appearance. And in no way, is this me shaming a woman whose appearance gives off those vibes, I am just letting you know this for future reference. Although the way I carry myself can be deceiving, it can explain why I've gotten myself into some of the grand messes that I have made and brought me to a place where on a Saturday evening, I am starting a blog on an old, dead blog site explaining to literally no one, why I am The 28-Year-Old Spinster.